safely-insane:

piercingsanddelilah:

This theory says that there is more behind Nickelodeon’s Rugrats besides being a cute show for little kids to watch. In fact, some people are saying that the show has this whole psychological meaning behind it centering around Angelica having a psychotic break at the age of 3 after having too many traumatic accidents happen in her family at such a young age.

  • All of the rugrats are a figment of Angelica’s imagination. Now that’s not so horrible by itself, but then we learn why Angelica made them up.
  • Chuckie died with his mother in childbirth. This is why his dad is always so worried about him in the show.
  • Tommy was stillborn, making his dad have some kind of break and sit in the basement to make toys for the son he was supposed to have.
  • The DeVilles had an abortion. Angelica never found out if the baby was supposed to be a boy or a girl so she decided to make it twins. Then, she gave them matching names and personas because there probably would have been only one child if there was no abortion.
  • The reason behind these delusions have been blamed on Angelica’s nonexistent relationship with her mother and her manipulative one with her father. Thus, Angelica had no one to turn to when she needed help dealing with the babies’ deaths and resorted to making up the lives they should have lived.

In All Grown Up, Angelica is a bipolar schizophrenic addicted to narcotics and heroin because they help her keep her delusions alive. At this point, we learn that Angelica’s biological mom died from a heroin overdose and Angelica’s disease because she’s a crack baby. Her real mom’s name was Cynthia, hence her doll’s name. The woman from “Rugrats” who was Angelica’s mother is really her gold-digging step-mom who Angelica idolized.

When “All Grown Up” was canceled, Angelica died of an overdose just like her mother.

Dil is the only baby who isn’t fictional. However, Angelica never accepted him as being real and accidentally hit him too hard while trying to make him go away once, resulting in brain damage. This is why he’s such an odd child in “All Grown Up.”

Suzie was actually Angelica’s friend. The theory says that she grew up to become a psychologist and joined the Nickelodeon team to invent the “Rugrats” TV show, finally explaining the origin of the theory.

This totally just gave me a mind fuck o.O

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Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he’s a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.


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OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN 


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Me and my dad listening to WMYB in the car

One Direction: You're insecure,
Dad: No, I am not.
One Direction: Don't know what for.
Dad: You don't know how to listen.
One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
Dad: Okay, thank you.
One Direction: Don't need make up.
Dad: I don't want any.
One Direction: To cover up.
Dad: I let it shine!
One Direction: Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
Dad: I try to stay true to myself.
One Direction: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Dad: Is my fly unzipped?
One Direction: Everyone else but you-ou.
Dad: It is, isn't it?
One Direction: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Dad: Please don't call me baby.
One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Dad: I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
One Direction: And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
Dad: The floor doesn't make me happy!
One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh!
Dad: I don't know what?
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful!
Dad: Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
One Direction: If only you saw what I can see.
Dad: Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
One Direction: You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
Dad: No.
One Direction: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
Dad: Believe it then look away.
One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh.
Dad: Oh God, not this again.
One Direction: You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
Dad: I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
Dad: No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
One Direction: So c-come on!
Dad: No.
One Direction: You got it wrong.
Dad: No.
One Direction: To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
Dad: Unnecessary.
One Direction: I don't know why, you're being shy.
Dad: I don't know why, you're being stupid.
One Direction: And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
Dad: We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
~CHORUSx2~
One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
Dad: ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
One Direction: na na na na na na
Dad: oui oui oui oui oui oui
One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
Dad: si si si si si si siii si si
One Direction: na na na na na na
Dad: Why are we so repetitive?
One Direction (Harry's solo): Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
Dad: Do I look like a light bulb?
One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Dad: Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
One Direction: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
Dad: Oh my god!
~CHORUS~:
One Direction: You don't know-ow-ow!
Dad: Yes I do.
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
Dad: YES I do.
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
Dad: YES I DO!
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
Dad: Never doubt it.
Me: Oh my God Dad!
Dad: Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
Dad: BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?

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thedreadvampy:

oathk33per:

s-xual:

L O L omg

how can one not reblog this?

/reblog forever

thedreadvampy:

oathk33per:

s-xual:

L O L omg

how can one not reblog this?

/reblog forever

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That awkward moment when you’ve been alone in your room for so long you forget how to behave in social situations.


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