| One Direction: |
You're insecure,
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| Dad: |
No, I am not.
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| One Direction: |
Don't know what for.
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| Dad: |
You don't know how to listen.
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| One Direction: |
You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
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| Dad: |
Okay, thank you.
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| One Direction: |
Don't need make up.
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| Dad: |
I don't want any.
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| One Direction: |
To cover up.
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| Dad: |
I let it shine!
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| One Direction: |
Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
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| Dad: |
I try to stay true to myself.
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| One Direction: |
Everyone else in the room can see it.
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| Dad: |
Is my fly unzipped?
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| One Direction: |
Everyone else but you-ou.
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| Dad: |
It is, isn't it?
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| One Direction: |
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
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| Dad: |
Please don't call me baby.
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| One Direction: |
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
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| Dad: |
I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
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| One Direction: |
And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
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| Dad: |
The floor doesn't make me happy!
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| One Direction: |
You don't know-oh-oh!
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| Dad: |
I don't know what?
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| One Direction: |
You don't know your beautiful!
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| Dad: |
Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
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| One Direction: |
If only you saw what I can see.
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| Dad: |
Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
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| One Direction: |
You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
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| Dad: |
No.
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| One Direction: |
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
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| Dad: |
Believe it then look away.
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| One Direction: |
You don't know-oh-oh.
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| Dad: |
Oh God, not this again.
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| One Direction: |
You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
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| Dad: |
I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
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| One Direction: |
That's what makes you beautiful!
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| Dad: |
No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
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| One Direction: |
So c-come on!
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| Dad: |
No.
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| One Direction: |
You got it wrong.
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| Dad: |
No.
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| One Direction: |
To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
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| Dad: |
Unnecessary.
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| One Direction: |
I don't know why, you're being shy.
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| Dad: |
I don't know why, you're being stupid.
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| One Direction: |
And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
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| Dad: |
We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
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~CHORUSx2~
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| One Direction: |
na na na na na na naaa na na
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| Dad: |
ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
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| One Direction: |
na na na na na na
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| Dad: |
oui oui oui oui oui oui
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| One Direction: |
na na na na na na naaa na na
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| Dad: |
si si si si si si siii si si
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| One Direction: |
na na na na na na
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| Dad: |
Why are we so repetitive?
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| One Direction (Harry's solo): |
Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
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| Dad: |
Do I look like a light bulb?
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| One Direction: |
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
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| Dad: |
Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
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| One Direction: |
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
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| Dad: |
Oh my god!
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| ~CHORUS~: |
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| One Direction: |
You don't know-ow-ow!
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| Dad: |
Yes I do.
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| One Direction: |
You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
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| Dad: |
YES I do.
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| One Direction: |
You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
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| Dad: |
YES I DO!
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| One Direction: |
That's what makes you beautiful!
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| Dad: |
Never doubt it.
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| Me: |
Oh my God Dad!
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| Dad: |
Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
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| Dad: |
BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY? |